I laughed so hard at this my supervisor thought I was crying. Holy fucking shit - so funny.
So goddamn true.
(via leviathan-remo)
CAROL! CAROL!
If I become powerful, I will have many actors reenact this scene. Starting with Van Hansis and Jake Silbermann, then Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles.
Me dealing with wedding shit and people asking “Did you get this done yet?”:
Me realizing that I’m getting married next week:
Me realizing that my stepsons will be staying with us for a few days:
Me realizing that I’ll never have to deal with wedding shit again in a few weeks:
I seriously cannot stop looking at rings. And I hate jewelry. But I have to find an alternate ring because my wedding band won’t be ready for my wedding and FML!!!
There’s a chance my wedding band will not be ready in time for my wedding. So then I’d need to get another goddamn band to hold me over until then. It would be a cheap one, but still. Fuck.
I’ll have to say no….hrm. (makes a note to Google this later)
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
